accidentalwizard




a completely normal and standard human being in every way




(excepting the spontaneous wizardry)

e-m-e-t-t:

I freaking hate writing resumes. 

lexatu:

life hack: want to graduate high school early? kill one of your class mates and blame it on naegi 

sam-brochester:

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage

(Source: deidara-sempai)

plays

deanspelvis:

milesjai:

madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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Watch till the end.  Trust me.

Someone give this man an award. 

(Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture)

actual-mikasa:

u know u an 840 kid when u remember the fall of wall maria

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: captainnswan)

brightness:

night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

japhers:

when I’m sad I think about the existence of male Gardevoirs