a completely normal and standard human being in every way (excepting the spontaneous wizardry)

Axxy // she/her/hers

send me non sequiturs

For the first time, I looked out at the faces of my fellow citizens and saw them, not as friends or companions, but as a dangerous combination of suppression and indoctrination.

Cecil Palmer becoming self aware (via skeleton-intightpants)


The thing I love most about Night Vale is that in the first few episodes we all thought Cecil and Carlos were these two smooth, cool badasses. And now it’s like. Cecil wears a fanny pack, Carlos uses dinosaur emojis and neither of them know what Mars is. 


Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me




So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

steve & natasha go to ikea


something that i noticed on the third rewatch of captain america: for a really fucking lonely guy steve sure has a lot of eating paraphernalia in his house, like at least 20 different glasses. and ~artistically arranged~ too.

so months ago, natasha probably came…

I’m the Black Widow. I could eat you for lunch.

I’m the Black Widow. I could eat you for lunch.

(Source: kelslk)


Instructions so that you, too, can make your very own Glow Cloud.

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