accidentalwizard




a completely normal and standard human being in every way




(excepting the spontaneous wizardry)

gohan-go-ahead-get-down-with-it:

tutreyu:

shutthedirk:

ferocioussamurai:

dicaeopolis:

complicatedfeels:

quietrooms-and-loudmusic:

I’m starting to see a pattern…

is karkat shirt

IS NEPETA DEER RESISTANT

Deer resistant? They fucking asked if she was EDIBLE

nepeta is the name of a type of catnip

are we gonna ignore karkat being a wheel

deer resistant

(Source: yorshs)

me-patra:

THANKS FOR 3000+ FOLLOWERS!!
you guys are completely nuts and also the best

me-patra:

THANKS FOR 3000+ FOLLOWERS!!

you guys are completely nuts and also the best

imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

controversial-tabloid-story:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

I just did this for my mom and she screamed.

This is not worth selling your soul to satan

ymir-reiss:

a powerpoint about armin i made

(Source: armin-arlert)

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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(Source: icelikelollies)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th)

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

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