a completely normal and standard human being in every way (excepting the spontaneous wizardry)
Axxy // she/her/hers
Parents repeating themselves
I feel this on a spiritual level.
Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
Hah. This is cute
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
"dont fight hate with hate" so u admit, u hate us?
"dont fight fire with fire" so u admit, u set the fire?
this is like when people say “feminists just want to switch the roles so women are above men instead!”
…so, you’re recognising that there is already an existing inequality and power imbalance
are you ever a bit impressed by how completely wrong an argument manages to be
its really sad that some guys are actually like that
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly
or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires